negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(via annethegreat)

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

(via vladtheawesome)

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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(Source: illkim, via laughingstation)